Kyrie Irving is an excellent example of how it’s sometimes a good idea not to listen to what someone says if you want to enjoy what they do.

It’s 2017. Of course the guy with a horseshoe up his ass blames Luck.

McAdoo looks like the middle school gym teacher who leaves midyear and they refuse to tell you why

Come on, guys.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

That is one helluva response.

The War on Whatever the Fuck It Is

- The National Anthem before NFL games

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

You couldn’t think of a better place for them to develop than with Horford and Kyrie.

Goddamn Tatum and especially Brown look good. Not saying this year, but the Celtics may not miss Heyward as much as we thought.

Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids and some running back who just got ejected from a game. It’s depressing.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

Pence was all over that divot.

I mean honestly, there’s basically no difference between exchanging money for sex with a consenting adult, versus threatening that same adult with theft of her livelihood lest she submit to rape. Six one, half-dozen the other.

Legitimizing sexual assault and harassment? What’s next for this guy; posting pictures of nude infants and refusing to take them down until the state police intervene?

You are locked in a room with Dave Portnoy and Donald Trump. Both want to talk to you. The question is, what is your plan to make yourself deaf as quick as possible?

He knows we can hear him, right?

I assume he kept stepping away from the mound because someone told him the mound had cancer

As white people, we should really come to a consensus as to whether or not this protest is appropriate.