Good news! Several random jabronis on Facebook have informed me that reports of police brutality are all bullshit anyway, and the real problem is black-on-black violence Chicago don’t protest at work Kaep donates money to terrorists.

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.

I prefer cheaters that don’t get caught.

why does graham feel like now is an appropriate time to talk about a guy shooting 73 or 74? don’t politicize this!

I thought it was very entertaining that he attacked her for inserting herself (slash them?) into the story while he undid her redaction by inserting himself into the story.

I don’t blame Ainge for trading him, but I definitely don’t blame IT for being salty about it.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

You really think he’d ask John Kelly to come back?

Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.

They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.

It really bugs me that ESPN is taking criticism for this. This is EXACTLY the same thing as what happened to Schilling. If you all can’t see how rational conversation that isn’t political in any way and half-baked memes that are grounded in fiction aren’t the same damn thing, you all need to get your heads checked. 

Making this about troops and the flag is like telling an author that he’s wrong about what his book is about.

I’m saying our vice president, if in his opinion, there’s disrespect of the flag then he should express himself however he wants to say. He’s got rights, too.

He looks like someone ordered, “One standard unit of republican,” from the asshole factory.

Two thumbs up from Dan Shaughnessy

Mike Pence looks like white privilege.

He looks like a roll of paper towel that’s taking an online correspondence course on how to smile.

Like a gallon of spoiled milk that can smell itself.

He looks like a sentient stack of Communion wafers.

He looks like beige jello made with milk.