Let me just assure Chapman that nobody is watching the Oakland Athletics in September.

As long as they refill his water bottle and keep his bedding fresh, he’ll be perfectly fine.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

If he didn’t run while being black this wouldn’t have been an issue. While we’re at it, why did he choose to be black anyway? He should take some responsibility for his actions.

When asked what his game plan would be after the 18th inning, manager John Farrell smiled wryly and said, “Just watch.”

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

How do you unburn a jersey?*

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

STICK TO COURTS!

Lincoln practiced folkstyle wrestling. He was known to fuck people up. George Washington was a “collar and elbow” man. Taft wrestled at Yale. Roosevelt was just a physical fitness buff.

5'2" 220 that kid is going places. Slowly.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

because it is a crime against fashion a d it neds to be commited

Great! Any survivors probably won’t recognize me at Food Lion.

Well when else am I going to use this thing?

Friendly reminder that during the eclipse all crime is legal.

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

Why, it’s almost as though you’ve missed the point.

Where’s someone with a Brian McCann burner when you need it.