Or maybe Game of Thrones is just a tv show and it’s not a big deal

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Yup...these are my funders...

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.

I think it’s pathetic how people create these silly drinking games. Be it beer pong, flip cup, cards, you name it. Just juvenile. Drinking is supposed to be done alone, from the bottle, in your darkened living room.

When my oldest was a two-week-old newborn, I had him in his carseat, on the floor, next to the piano, where I sat on an inflatable rubber donut (omg the pain from that birth) and practiced for an upcoming audition. I didn’t know yet about having the arm of the carseat locked...so I when I picked up the carseat to move…

If you think about it enough, you realize that sports are almost entirely a waste of time. I don’t think about it too much because there is always a game to watch

I mean, sure. “It’s not delivery, it’s Johnson” just doesn’t work.

Worse still. He also combined it with Werewolves of London.

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

Before going back to re-read the headline of this article, I was really unsure where your comment was going.

Man, you guys, I think maybe the NFL has a racism problem.

She said her father is “my best friend and my rock.”

Or maybe it was an EU version of “Impractical Jokers”. I can hear Merkel cackling into the earpiece, “Keep holding his hand! Don’t let it go - even if he tries! Now look into his eyes like you like him!”

“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Also the two likeliest subjects my uncle starts complaining about after his fourth 7-and-7.

Fan behind Loria: What a fucking snake.

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.