Oh what do you know

If you’re going to shit on an underdog’s 21-point comeback capped by a buzzer beater, then you’re actively trying not to enjoy these play-offs. I mean, I understand they’ve been mostly butt, but come on.

Well done, Pink Skull. This is the same advice I gave my son when he first was learning to drive. Even before he turned the ignition I told him: “One thing to keep in mind while driving, and don’t ever forget this, everyone around you is either an idiot or an asshole. Sometimes they are both”.

What do you want from me? I’m an idiot.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

He’s never been IN the black either.

Brewers is a fucking awesome team name on every level. They play in Miller Park, in a city known for breweries, located in a state known for alcoholism. The only way they could improve the name is if they changed their name to the Milwaukee .08ers. The dumbest name in sports is definitely the Montreal Canadiens. It’s…

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

Hearing the fan yell, “You ain’t about it, bro!” really made me want to see what kind of visor he was wearing.

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

- Long title drought recently ended.

“I want to think of you on a barstool,
I want to make a noose from a sheet”

You all probably think that Reince doesn’t understand football, but his comment was really a metaphor. You see, after finding themselves in 4th-and-long (i.e., after failing with the Muslim ban, The Wall, and TrumpCare 1.0), Trump and the House Republicans had to be risk-averse and punt the ball away (i.e., find any…

Both are obsessed with John Wayne.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

some asshole

The only way I could feel such a huge love/hate dichotomy among two people with phonetically identical names is if a surgeon named Kris Cattan somehow saved my mothers life with his unorthodox methods in the operating room.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

This man is obsessed with dog anus