His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

Wee Are

Please [don’t give me the] clap.

Ladies and gentlemen, we found him! Set your wedgie devices to “atomic.”

Also, sun is hot.  

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]

How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

aww, it’s kinda like my kid’s PJs. Sure, it makes my son look like he’s a ninja, but really he’s just going to bed.

But did steph get penalized for signing an incorrect score card?

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

“If they would have lost, that would have been just the cherry on top”

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.

seeing as how I write my blistering takes in comment section I’m clearly the laziest of sports writers. Also, Durant’s reasons for leaving were personal, fiscal, emotional, and rational. We simply can’t know why...though your reasons above are as likely as the one I suggested.

Scoresman is about eating ice cream cake and Squirt.

Scoresman, got a tattoo!

First, you’re right. The fucking equivocating is maddening. If I had just one chance as a reporter, I’d call that motherfucker a liar to his face.

swap steph with Isaiah Thomas.

Funny, I too hate “covering up brain damage,” “blacklisting players from the league for political activism,” and “having a racist team name.” It’s like me and Rog are on the exact same page!