“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

If only Lincicome had gone with his original acronym, Upstanding Player Doomed On Grass surface poorly maintained by the city.

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

I’m gonna take 2 seconds and remind anyone that voted for Trump that they’re a fucking idiot.

This was back in college, I believe we were playing against Kansas or Kansas State.

I believe the best sports sound is Rasheed Wallace yelling “BALL DON’T LIE” at a free throw attempt.

In other news, the Warriors team doctor delivered the news without shitting on himself or using any racial slurs, so Durant’s great and the Warriors have already won the next four NBA championships.

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

“And speaking as a golfer, who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?”

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Poor salt, never had a chance in that wound.

Tommy Heinsohn is a basketball treasure, you cod. Of course he’s biased - he’s been with the Celtics for sixty fucking years! Eight titles as a player, two as a coach, and the only person that’s been a part of the organization for all 17. He’s earned the right to say what he wants.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with an ottoman.

WHO WANTS TO FEDEX MOTUMBO

IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK