Police unions are the embodiment of the potential pitfalls of unions.

You are surprised by this? Cops murder people are not disciplined.

Alberta is Canada’s Texas.

Step 1 dealers charge 15k over the sticker for a spiced up economy car. (Civic Si or Focus RS)

She’s actually using paper towels so perhaps, ‘The thicker, quicker squatter’.

[holds it in]

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

This is why I fux with you... I don ‘t make it point to invite my white friends to my shit but I damn sure would bring you a plate!

Perhaps describe it as a “black barbecue-off” so that the theme explains why white folks aren’t invited? You wouldn’t invite non-”Game of Thrones” fans to a “Game of Thrones” party; same thing. And if they say “well how you would you feel if I didn’t invite you to a whites-only barbecue?” you can answer with…

Other signs you are not ready for a Black friendship: You really want to ask about differences in sexual prowess of either gender or you really want to ask about hair or touch people’s hair. You’re in fetish land and nobody wants that around. If the question “Why do Black people ______” pops into your head, you’re…

Pretty soon you won’t be able to do pepperoni pizza after 6pm either. It happens, sorry. The good news, it IS happening, which means you’ve made it this far.

If someone says they are fine with it, give them the respect of believing they know what they are fine with.

I see what you were trying to say and I get it, but I have to disagree on a few points. “ ‘We were tired of seeing ourselves “keeping our heads above water” and dealing with “temporary layoffs.’ ” Na’ll fam. We were tired of those being the go to stories. As we begin to be able to paint our own truths, we showed the…

There was time to react. He would have hit someone else in that reaction...
“The vehicle in front of us had cleared an object that was lying in the middle of my lane. I couldn’t avoid it or stop without causing what would probably be serious accidents for multiple vehicles. I had no choice other than to go over it,…

If Dump can call Mexicans rapists, BLATANTLY LIE about voter fraud, crowd sizes, 9/11 Muslim celebrations, call HRC “crooked” and Comey a “nut job”, and call my beloved President O illegitimate, Jemele should be able to say whatever the F she wants. ESPN better STAND F’ING TALL!

One rule that I live by: other people DO NOT get to move my chargers.