We knew that the winner of the 2017 U.S. Open women’s tourney would be an American, and we knew she would be black.…
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The audacity to call Serena “Thick.” Bitch, I couldn’t tell you apart from a line up of drunk sorority girls at an Arizona State frat party. You’re not exactly one to judge looks.
Sharapova WISHES she could look this awesome. “Thick” arms and legs, my ass.
Imagine, if you will, the level of raw and uncut caucasity necessary to be most famous for ...
BRO!!!!! This was everything! ALL THE THINGS.
The voice recorder feature on my phone! I record all sorts of stuff because the ideas are fleeting, but still good. Now, the time and energy to do all the ideas... I could use an app for that.
I don’t care if they put a hamster wheel in this thing — it’s beautiful and deserves to be built.
Sometimes I want to just stand on the street corner with a sandwich board telling people to buy Mazda’s.
8. People who “know you” (family, friends, facebook creepers...) expect you to give them your creative work for free and get pissed when you point out that if they really liked what you do and want you to be able to keep on doing it (I’m a professional visual artist) they should be happy to pay you for it so you can…
I hate successful contemporary poets. I became a poet in high school. I wanted to publish a collection by a major house and book an Oprah sit down where she’d remark about how brilliant I am and I’d slow read my work as though I were Maya or Toni feeling myself that I reached the literary upper echelons straight outta…
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I’m in the same boat. No reason for my kiddos to keep it real. Once that equity is built up, we’re bouncing.
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If it’s any consolation, the viewership for his show nationally couldn’t fill up a division II football stadium— subtract the hate-viewers and we’re talking maybe a high school baseball stadium.
I despise trolls. Internet trolls do not bother me. In fact, I find them piteous. I feel sorry for people whose…
This is a man who had Jeff George’s cock in his mouth so long he could describe it down to the root. This is a man who not three hours after Steve McNair was murdered by his mistress chose to write an article calling him a lousy husband & father all the while extolling the virtues of strip clubs. This is a man who…
I don’t want to be near one. Driving with eyes closed is terrifying.
Using “asshats” just shouts douchebag.