I’m seeing some busted glasses flying off the security guard. Gotta appreciate the hustle on that.

Stop bashing Trump and admit that celebrating the flag is a GREAT idea!

Well it won’t be a Ford that’s for sure.

You really feel that way after Pittsburgh had their way with you in a four minute span?

Nah. I think Fate has Vegas playing the Pens in the final. As a Pens fans (and Fleury fan), I’m not sure what I’d do with that.

This is a fun story, particularly because it’s hard to dislike a team that is a new franchise and hasn’t given us enough reasons to love or hate them yet.

Got that one, too

Close your eyes, baby

The only defense against a bad guy with a Yeti cooler is a good guy with a PROUD AMERICAN cooler.

I never thought Tiki Torches and Coolers would be caught up in political protests but here we are. How the fuck did we get here?

but i thought nra members loved ice

Oddly enough, stopping Yetis was the number two reason Betsy Devos gave for arming teachers.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

What if five go? Does that count in the first 50%, or the other?

The real scoopmaster

Salah is a god. That’s all I got.

Looks like the Liverpool PD needs to invest in some Crisco.

Right, I don’t think that word gets to the spirit of the question. Tanking has a pretty clear connotation of purposefully trying to lose to get the best shot at high draft picks for several years in a row to build a competitive team sometime in the nebulously defined future. Using the word tanking gives more credit…

When the Marlins ownership group gets together, Jeter can’t see the sucker.

Old school was to pound soft iron into cracks. Yes, there are many pin scars and worn cracks in the valley, the only good news is that the scars take modern removable cams often pretty well. Climbing the nose is a combination of bolts that are drilled and permanent, and cams and nuts that are removable.