As a United supporter, I’m thrilled to see City getting the sports blog equivalent of a needle in a voodoo doll - the stamp of invulnerability from Billy.

It’s like the cops in Vancouver don’t understand the First Amendment.

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

These aren’t entertainment complexes. They’re public lands, which people pay taxes to sustain and manage.

Tottenham play some of the most stylish, inventive soccer around, can stand toe-to-toe with literally every single club in the league on the pitch without batting an eye, can and do wreck the much more expensively assembled squads of their supposed betters, as they demonstrated in yesterday’s demolishing of…

I honestly believe that if the core (Kane, Dele, Eriksen) of this team hasn’t already asked to be sold by now, then I don’t see it happening any time soon...

Not really if there is dangerous wildlife around.

Thank god ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is still anonymous. Last I heard, he was going to the dentist drunk.

Hey this is a cool achievement by Arsenal, by the way did you see Spurs drew Real Madrid at the Bernabéu the other day? Did you cover that? I was looking for a recap and couldn’t find it.

I’ve spent the last few days overcoming my grief by watching youtube clips of US players to watch for 2022. That and lots of drugs have convinced me we will be the team to beat.

“Markets traded down today after the quarterly USMNT index increased 3.4% year-over-year but fell short of analysts’ consensus target of 3.7%.”

Yeah that checks out.

Slightly off topic, but man do you guys need a nickname or something for your soccer team. USMNT sounds like a fucking quarterly report. Literally anything would be better.

You should probably read the article.

I’m that one black dude (not pictured)

Do you like having intercourse with clowns?

Whoosh

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

What’s the bigger baseball fuck-you: the broken bat blooper that falls in, or the frozen rope liner right at the 3rd baseman? Hitting is harder, so I gotta go with the latter.

Have you not followed his career at all? That was not an isolated incident. I’ll just leave this one example here, copied from his Wikipedia page:

I was thinking of emailing in last night to see if Billy’s inevitable shitting on all of US soccer could maybe be postponed for a day to let us process. Let’s also be honest in that regardless of what the outcome from last night’s games was, he was going to take that steamer; i.e. “USMNT qualify, should be proud of…