But when is St. Totteringham’s Day? Oh, wait....

And here’s a classic of the genre:

Celebrity fans suck everywhere.

“These people have awful names.”

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

I mean, she’s the best, right? I’m a 40 year-old straight, white dude. I’ve lived through every other dominant male or female recording superstar for the last 35 years. She just destroys everything in her path. I am in awe of what she is able to do to impact music.

I’m glad you lost that game.

Fuck that I don’t want to end on a bad note so I will drop my favorite story from that job. For about 3 months I helped an older man brush up on his computer skills. It was probably one of the most difficult things I ever had to do. I was way younger back then (and naive) and I took for granted that everyone knew how…

Actually I spelled David Frum correctly, thanks.

David Frum. The extremely famous former speechwriter who is now a senior editor at The Atlantic by dint of having been George W. Bush’s speechwriter. You absolute horse’s ass. 

Haha, I had the exact same reaction that I went and looked up their stats. Yzerman has 138 more games played, 67 more goals, 47 more assists, is +185 to Sakic’s career +30. Sakic’s best goal scoring year was when he put up 54, Yzerman had 3 seasons of scoring over 54 goals, 2 of which he scored over 60, his best…

49. STEVE YZERMAN

Counterpoint: fuck Ohio

Betsy DeVos should put this bear in charge of school art programs. Then shoot it.

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

COYS.

I have never seen a road bike able to accommodate two water bottles on the down tube. Probably a combination of size of frame and geometry, but impressive none-the-less.