He said don't ax him anything like that

There is actually a second translation error here. When the Chinese agency said the guy had been “fired” what they meant was “Recalled to China, executed, and his family billed for the cost of the bullet."

It's not surprising that a guy who has two glaring typos in fewer than 200 words can empathize with the fired reporter.

SAME

Number of times “I” was used as a pronoun in the article: 94.

Number of mentions of Prince: 33.

We should just save the later hassle and do this with neonates. This procedure would be much easier in infancy than later. It’s would also help prevent yeast infections in girls and teenagers.

There’s talking about it, which I’ve done with friends and likely every other prince fan, and there’s writing this unbelievably self involved, wordy ass blog post about how much more of a prince fan the author was than anyone else. Differentiate.

Sorry but unless you read another article with different information in it, what indication is there that Republicans had anything to do with this? I mean, I know you’re always eager to show off your liberal social justice bona fides but you’re projecting so much you’re like a one man movie theatre at this point.

I applaud your ability to make Prince’s death about you.

Shush! This is no time for logic! Now is the time for completely unfounded speculation and inflammatory rhetoric!