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I admire your attempt, but most people I know who feel this way about Clinton don’t “believe” that she’ll “follow through” with those things. I fear that, once again, any obstructionism by Congress that causes compromise or slow progress will be interpreted as the President not trying hard enough. Sigh.

So...my best friend is Muslim. She does not recognize the Bible as the word of God or the Church as God’s bride. What does that have to do with her marriage?

I wonder if “flag pin” (I’m hesitent to correlate it 1 to 1 with “I love my country”) is a given for people who are willing to work within the court system. I would think that supporting the American system to the level of “flag pin” is a given for any attorney working within the US Judicial System. I want to be clear

Why did Jacob have two wives then? Why did Jesus have no wives recorded in the Bible?

Actually, the Bible presents marriages with concubines (so, one man, multiple women), as well as allowing marriage for children (meaning, marriage involving girls and boys under 16). Are both of these options a-ok, in your opinion? “Traditional marriage” also means that the woman ceases to be a seperate legal entity

mmm thank u so much daddy can i have more pls :D :D :D

r u gonna reply to all my comments again pls do because i cannot sustain myself without ur salty tears bb don let me stave :,,o(

bb boy here cares a lot about whether ur commenting right on a story about pokemon go on jezebel dot com guys pls come pay attention 2 him >_<

GUYS THIS GUYS CARES A LOT ABOUT SOME DUMB INTERNET COMMENTS

lmfao u care so much

lmfao u really care if we all kno if they can ~really~ play pokemon go in china or not don’t u

No, if you press the compass after clicking whatever Pokemon you’re looking for, it points you in the right direction.

You mean, consequences besides the fact that his only viable primary campaign was dead in the water once his plagiarism first came out?

Lmao you’re so salty I love it. come here lemme lick those salty white man tears mmmm tasty

Do you think white men have this same concern? Because a white man being picked for something like his class/race (where he went to school, family or social connections) is much more likely that your being a mediocre writer and getting one of the most prestigious comedy writing gigs available.

I don’t think you understand...I don’t care about changing your mind, lmao. I’m commenting for the purpose of making fun of you for my own enjoyment. So, seems like a successful comment to me. B) oh yea

Ugh can I tell you how great it is to hear someone else say how horrible those fucking smiles can feel. I would never say anything to someone, cause I know they’re just trying to be nice, but just feeling the condescension ugh...I thought i was going crazy. xxx