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Unsweeted whipped cream is tasty if you enjoy unsweeted dairy products. It’s light yet rich and creamy (lmao sorry for being stupidly redundant). I like it, or unsweetened with cardamom or a little vanilla, especially if it’s being served with something sweet-but-not-rich (unsweetened whipped cream with syrupy

Were you this upset when he got a handie at a massage parlor?

Never thought about it before now, but I would bet some money that it started out with a more reasonable (as in, not something a 7th grader trying to be sexy would think of) move that had to get changed to make sure it hit the rating they wanted. Think of mean girls dubbing the hot dog and muffin buttering lines to

I’ve always heard that the best thing to do is hold one or two in a way that you can use them to jab...I think at the end of the day though, whatever you can do to get out ok is the best thing to do.

No no no!! Don’t hold your keys like that—you will end up cutting yourself if you punch, which is the natural motion with your hand like that.

What I mean is, for a young person to get into basketball requires little outlay at the beginning. There is a reason basketball overtook baseball as the sport of young boys in inner cities—it’s easy to learn the basics from an older brother or friend, requires little equipment, and there’s little chance of injuring

Since, gymnastics, unlike basketball, is a sport that requires such specialized equipment and serious coaching, the fact that the team is diverse is something to celebrate, since what it tells me is that the US is doing a good job (or better than it was before, and it seems better than other countries) at making sure

Because my tax money does not provide the gun that was used to shoot all those people in Chicago. Because the solution to poverty-driven violence is big, and involves a lot of stuff that I have no control about. Because police are supposed to be protecting US, and obeying the laws and enforcing the laws FOR US, and

To be fair, if she were a low level employee she probably wouldn’t have been allowed to set up her own server to start with. Glad this whole thing is “done,” at any rate.

Are you serious? The only reason we have any idea, nationally, about the state of local police forces and courts is because the DOJ, under Obama (and Tom Perez, before he was in his current position) began actively investigating local forces. Under Bush, they deliberately chose not to. DOJ is extremely succeptable to

Not as fancy, but he does have a pretty good Lane Bryant line, and I believe he still has shoes at Payless!

I can see this point of view, and I’m not even sure I disagree. I think, though, that for people who don’t follow international relations, the reality of North Korea could be shocking to them—which makes me even more disapointed that this book was marketed in a way that undercuts the author’s authority and may drive

This is exactly what I needed at 4:30 on a Monday, tysm

But she was undercover for journalistic purposes? Did you read the recent piece in Mother Jones about a man who went undercover as a corrections officer? We have the DOJ, why do we need journalists reporting on prisons?

That doesn’t have to do with the individual vote’s weight but from the distribution of party voters. North Dakota never gets campaigned in because it has few votes (but PROPORTIONALLY, more votes than it deserves—does that make sense? ND’s population is extra-small but we give it a small in every election) but also

Because, even if you’re in the top 10%, but especially if you’re not (and that was her problem, race being considered for admission outside of the automatic 10% admittance) if your school doesn’t have adequate funding, maybe it doesn’t have enough AP classes for you to take to compete with someone from a better school

Drudge Report has been cuckoo for a long time; their big break was the Lewinski scandal and surrounding circus.

I mean, some of us live in NYC or Atlanta where there’s competition, but I guess theoretically, yes, if you lived in bumfuck then beggars probably can’t be choosers at Joe’s Poon Shack.

I’m 23, but I loved these growing up! They did update some of the details, but even 10 years ago, my best friend said that these books were being passed around very secretively in certain circles at NYC public schools. There are always going to be nerdy girls who are curious about sex and puberty, and Judy Blume

You know what just occured to me, reading this? How rarely large women (such as myself or Brooks) are praised and recognized for their dramatic talents and training—watching this season, I was blown away by the full-body ENERGY Brooks was using in those scenes—something that I think women (and especially black women)