Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

Just meet out in centerfield, boys

I’m sure Houston will appreciate the two floatation devices that are part of the package.

Albert Pujols was once as beloved as almost any player ever by his hometown fans, well on his way to being the defining player of his generation. Now he’s almost forgotten, washed up, and being forced to watch himself get surpassed by an even better player on a nightly basis, on a (still) shitty team.

The Buffalo Bills are the best team in the NFL.

2:17... how you doin?

Icee what you did there. Good bears all!

Put me down for “umpire fucking up a routine call with two outs in the 9th to cost the pitcher a perfect game.”

Ichiro Suzuki had a Hall-of-Fame career in Japan, and followed that up with a second one in MLB.

At last he will be free to track down the real killer.

Why do people say that jordan didn’t play in 1994-1995? He came back in 1995 and lost to the magic in the playoffs. C’mon...

But how will domestic violence be handled in 17776? Will there even be a punishment if the nanos protect anyone from injury?

If the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” was a tournament, the USMNT would find a way to finish off the podium.

What’s with all the stories today about athletes being unable to finish without help?

Reread my comment and picture me as a Trump supporter. I might have been too subtle with the point I was trying to make.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. THIS TYPE OF WRITING MAKES ME LAUGH AND THEN I GET SO ANGRY SO ITS THIS WEIRD COMBINATION OF LAUGHTER AND ANGER SO LANGER? MAYBE ANGAUGHTER. IRREGARDLESS (SIC) YOU HAVE TO JUST WONDER…

You’re joke was clever, except that the PGA of America is in no way involved with the US Open, so he would have needed to complain to an USGA official

My guess is that it flips up automatically when he gets up, and he has to manually pull it down to use it... Like almost every other seat in the ballpark.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!