Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

Oh hey, a comment that wasn’t mansplaining the article back to the audience or just saying “you’re wrong” before making a flimsy argument that, actually, doesn’t disprove anything. Thank you.

I don’t follow basketball. Is that Durantula guy hurt?

James Harden is the goddamn MVP, you goddamn millennial basketblogging jackalope-obsessed troglodytes.

0.3 seconds left... Not 3 seconds.

Pete: Well I’ll be a sonofabitch. Delmar’s been saved.

everyone just got spoiled by jordan and lebron who could do both

Peanuts aren’t nuts, they’re legumes.

I took that as “in contrast, he can’t study me bc he can’t read.”

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.

If this is in Houston, there is a good chance that’s HEB guac. And it’s actually pretty good.

He’s in Houston for the SB and based on the packaging I can almost guarantee that Guac came from HEB which is made in-store fresh everyday. A benefit of living in Houston.

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

There it is.

Dumb bad “joke” for the home of NASA idiot.

You must have Houston confused with another southern city.

“a 2:04:45 guy who has one Boston twice”

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.