These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

I’d even back up over him to do it again.

Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

I am generally a pacifist. But damn if I’m not enjoying speculating how this brave woman took that motherfucker down. I hope the woman lives to tell the tale.

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

The wolf has a look on her face as if to say “gawd Virgil, you tell the WEIRDEST fucking stories man!”

Can’t tell if trolling, but....

He’s obviously just trying to steak his claim to the playground, but perhaps his scheme wasn’t properly fleshed out. If you have questions, he’d be happy to meat you there and you can chew the fat, but I tendon to think that would be a bad idea.