Just sitting here, trying to imagine why anyone would think, "We've got a Beatle and Chuck Berry playing one of the greatest songs of all times, but you know what it needs? Dolphin noises!"

"Frosty the Snowman is the Walking Dead of Christmas music, a grotesque song about an icy golem. If a snowman came to live one day in the real world, you'd be terrified. You'd kill it with fire. Thumpety-thump-thump, indeed."

Well, there's your problem.

You're just trolling us, aren't you, Caitlyn?

The lonely red phone box from "Local Hero." God, I love that movie. Maybe that Danny is Dr. Who now, they'll restore it and release it on Blu Ray.