Fun Fact: At The Drive In were the most frolic-tastic band of the mid-to-late 90's.

It was actually even worse than that. He called the poor guy a "Cowherd".

I'm pretty sure if we gave this dude some coke, he'd just transform into a cloud of confetti that never fell to the ground.

Any place you can't hear "backbackback" is a great seat.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

Normally you get lightning when in 7th or 8th place (sometimes lower even) and everyone but you gets hit by it. For some reason, they all shrink and become slower so you just cruise on by.

Double fisting with a single fist; that's how champions do it.

'wreaks' of corruption??

I can verify that it is.

This screams off "I'm never gonna win a title, might as well get paid." If he ever had any loyalty he'd have stayed in Denver so this isn't a loyalty issue.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

I want the Cavs to trade for Rudy Gay. Then they can start the Gay-Love era with LeBron.

I guess LeBron jerseys in Miami should be put on...

At least it wasn't his anus.

Only player that can be in the same aentence as Lebron is Barry Bonds. He was the only out of the world player in the league.