“Duggar expert”. That’s a CV booster right there.

Drogba carried off as a king. Wilshere gets carried off as a casualty.

Grab a man’s junk and doesn't get teeth knocked in? That deserves a platinum man card.

Ray Hudson sounds different. Does he have a cold?

Good on her for keepin the vom down. Curt Schilling can never keep his vom down on TV.

Sponsored by Chik-fil-A.

Shaq does an excellent Austin Rivers impression.

I like Ray Hudson’s rendition of “Gooooaaal”. It goes something like this...MEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIII! (Soils trousers)

Dolphin or Jay Mariotti?

Saddened that this article didn't end with a video of Gallagher.

Baltimore has a hockey team?!

I suppose it’s better than when he referenced, “a sack of wet mice” but still, Carlsberg is a hell of a beer.

21. After the end of a long home stand we let out around 11pm. On the ride home, I let out a what I thought would be a work ending, relieving fart but it turned out to be a hot, wet swamp assed squirt. Fortunately it wasn’t a total hot mess but enough to warrant concern. I pull off the road into a neighborhood to…

And the award for best Beavis impression goes to... Lorenzo Cain!!!

Johnny Football grew a REALLY shitty mustache in rehab.

Not a bad spot since they've had balls luck with strikers this season.

Chicharito just bought himself a starting spot on a mid-table squad.

Coach Taylor would’ve gave this boy a Texas-sized whoopin’

#5 takes the cake. The Muller goal went in traveling 1 mph.

77 fucks in 6 minutes should be promptly titled, “Bryan does Cincy”.