the heading on this article would be more fitting if it applied to Javier Mascherano. Anyway, get your eggs ready Cleveland!

I took a dark sith in this ballpark once. I had to use force.

I'd hate to be the doctor who had to analyze this injury. Hardy, Har, Har.

I think he's signaling to blonde in Section 10 that he's staying at the Howard Johnson on Boylston Street.

this match was uglier than Franck Ribery.

I do the office headphone fart thing often. It's not the sound I'm worried about, it's the smell. Oh god, the smell.

I pull over when I hit people while playing GTA V. That makes me a good samaritan.

the pink house should've been a dead giveaway.

le Brazilians dangereux

I can't wait for Zlatan's 2nd book where he dedicates an entire chapter to David Luiz and Thiago Silva's "sissy boy" Brazilian stretching.

where does he rank? Somewhere between Jason Giambi and The Monstars.

Ken Mertz. Now that man gets it. Mertz/Close 2016!

is this what the majority of Idahoans (Idahoians?!) look like? I've never been.

Moland Spring > Voss Water

Moland Spring > Voss Water