In my eyes, this will help to redeem the town, and set them up as a pillar of change. If they stand up to the fact they screwed up, big time, and that they are directly linked in the destruction of a girl's life, the gross negligence to teach boys how to act (and very much encouraging such behavior), and in trying to…

I can do nothing but post fave B.Murphy moments:

Test: would my asshole of a mother sell my passport after my untimely death? No, she would not. She would keep it. Ok, something's wrong here folks.

I'm with you. I've been anemic most of my adult life. I also once had a really bad bout of pneumonia while being anemic. I did not die. This does seem unusual especially because men are very rarely anemic. I think anemia in men almost always is a finding that would provoke investigation. "Why is this man anemic?" I…

I don't know what I think, other than "pnuemonia and anemia" is a weird combination to kill two separate people 5 months apart, who were young and otherwise healthy. Right? That seems weird.

I was in the stands and in the split second the ball was in the air, the UGA fan next to me screamed "BALLGAME" in my face. And he was right.

Bad for anyone else who maybe has a problem, but good for her. Harumph.

There's this article about why Band of Outsiders khakis cost $550: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/29/fas…

Can we just not tell them that this is a wasted effort, so that some of that super PAC money gets wasted in the process?

If you want to convince everyone you wrote your own book, it seems like it'd be counterproductive to go on TV and remind everyone that you can't speak your native language.

How are you so beautiful? How are you making gray eyeshadow worn all the way around the eye work?

Good for McDonagh. Corey Perry is a douche. Take the time he kicked goalie Jimmy Howard in the nuts...

I just rage stroked. And the police can't be brave enough to do their fucking jobs?!

"Detective Inspector Bruce Scott put it this way: "None of the girls have been brave enough (emphasis mine) to make formal statements to us so we can take that to a prosecution stage."

I feel like there are a lot of words I could use to describe you, but the winner right now is "gross."

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I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

We set my son's wheelchair up as a rolling duck blind, and went as Uncle Si and Willie.

small child loves the 80s, insisted on Cyndi Lauper.