Cut and Size are paramount

Mularky. That’s a synonym for garbage, right? Tough last name to get. Reminds me of this guy I used to work with who’s last name as basically “Ass”. He told me that he was in the process of changing his son’s last name legally because he was getting made fun of at school all the time. Anyway, he got fired because he…

Album of the year contenders?

Bloc Party just released a new album and it BLOWS

Jam of the YEAR

How about homemade cranberry relish? Just run some cranberries, orange slices like one orange cranberry bag per bag (peel on) and like a cup of sugar in a food processor til it looks like relish.

I like the cut of your jib, sailor

Are you coming to my party?

“ungodly”

Guys, I might have missed the tread with the pitchforks, but why is the default size of the text on Deadspin suddenly straight out of the large print section of the library? SMALLER IS BETTER.

the negroni is so good the Italians decided to stop inventing cocktails

EQUAL PARTS GIN CAMPARI VERMOUTH. ON THE ROCKS. YOU HEATHEN.