I was the commentator for this run and Mitch's partner in the hard level race, and I have to say, what he can do, no one else in the world can. His skill level is off the chart, and he combines it with an amazing work ethic, and tops it off by being one of the nicest people around. I'm proud I got to be a little part…

Laragotchi is catchier

Man, can’t wait to see who wins the Templar vs wizard conflict.

You must be a riot at parties.

Really? How much does it cost to make a pachinko machine?

He’s the Pope Benedict XVI. of gaming.

Does it come with schmaltzy theme music as well?

Square Enix wishes they’d made that kind of bank, especially considering the Witcher 3 just came out. Here’s the international sales figures for Square (total):

badass mothercluckin bird?

Your current Kinja handle fills me with the kind of rage that only, "NO, NOT THE GODDAMN LAVA-TENTACLE THING AGAIN," can.

Ah, Dark Souls.

Metroid is truly beatable, but it requires intense internal mapmaking skills and patience. That and Kid Icarus were my two childhood triumphs. I think Metroid raised my IQ significantly, and also that's probably why I ended up liking ambient techno so much as a teen, which led to drugs, which led to the loss of any IQ…

Somehow I think the increase in pixel art games is more out of indie developers getting a chance to develop their own games and going with an art style that's expressive and cheap. No one is touching your fancy AAA graphics. They'll always be around. Calm yo' ass down. I love pixel art for the same reasons I love…

There is always, ALWAYS someone with this exact comment every time pixel graphics come up anywhere. Look, we understand that you guys don't like them. We do not care. If you do not like pixel graphics just don't buy the game man, it isn't for you. This is a legit style that people like to play, what is wrong with…

LOL! ...'comparing gay rights to civil rights is HUGELY insulting'... Gay rights are civil rights. D'oh! You do realise that those things you used as an example are things that people are actively trying to take away from gay people? No, obviously not. Your view is: eww, they do what in bed? Ewwwww, gross - I don't…

Let's all ignore gaga's hideous new look and relax with some pon pon pon