I remember doing duck and cover drills in school but only because it gave me a prime view of Holly Lance’s sweet ass.

CLEARLY homeboy never saw the Terminal

I love the concept, HATE the gaudy graphics and wheels.

Naw. I think the worst you’ll see is him make some sort of “cool” teaching for abstinence only practice. Like he’ll make some rap video about not having sex with the classic 1980's synth boom-bap beat.
“When you see a pretty girl and want to really rock her world/but worry it could be a habit, just head on home and…

Mad props.

There is no better way to play golf. Get enough beers in me and my wicked slice will bend it like Beckham.

I flipped one in high school when I was 15. I essentially went full lock and full throttle on a dry cart path with 2 people in the cart. If the second person wasn’t there I think I could have pulled off a nice scandy flick.

In the FAAAAAAAAAACE!

Jesus, how fast was that going?

Golf carts don’t have seat belts and electric ones max out at 12 mph. You have to be a special kind of stupid to crash one. Flipping one on the other hand is much easier. And they hold up just fine!

It is.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

clearly a case of premature evacuation, nothing to be embarrassed about, it happens to lots of men when things get too hot too quick

Because when you’re fricking pumped for the race you throw pre cautions to the wind

And they'd pump so much more money into the dental economy.

Same here, but I need about 13 minutes of cuddle time.

I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him.

Same. Slept through the middle third or so. Didn’t miss anything.

Probably. Christian Horner actually seems like an OK guy when he’s not politicking to reporters. Marko is about as Machiavellian as they come though. I don’t hate him for it in principle, but I can’t shake this feeling that he’d skin live babies to use as tires if he thought it would create an advantage.

Democracy fuckin rules, man!