Reggie Jackson’s mission is finally complete.

Back when AVClub was still as clever as The Onion, they would have put the photo of the Worst Person You Know meme up for this newswire bit rather than Schneider’s putrid mug.

He learned too late that man is a feeling creature...

Dreams Of The Witch House is also a Lovecraft story.

The Quiet Man and The Longest Day

I love John Wayne’s work, but man, my respect for him seems to take a nosedive every year now.

I feel like every time I hear a John Wayne anecdote it just paints a clearer and clearer picture of what a viciously petty and self important child he was.

The problem with basically every fandom is that some of the people in every one of them build their whole personalities out of their devotion to that one thing. And then, because their personalities are just loosely assembled spare parts, they fall apart at the slightest jostling of the original work, and the people re…

What ended up happening to Jake Lloyd was pretty fucking tragic as well.

Calm down, Felder.

Expect Great Or Die Tryin’!

I’ll never forget when Robert Redford got fucking raked over the coals by outraged future audience members for not looking enough like Bob Woodward when pre-production photos from “All the President’s Men” were leaked.

She is a sexy skyscraper, can see her in this role

Oh christ, not this bullshit again. You don’t have to be a civil rights lawyer with a background in constitutional interpretation to know that that’s not what the right to free speech is, but as a civil rights lawyer with a background in constitutional interpretation, I can tell you that’s not what the right to free…

Why, that’s just regular court clerks but with tomato and sour cream.

I have always found the criticism of Chris Pratt to be lazy AF. People making broad assumptions about who the guy is, based on where he may/may not attend church, as proof that he is homophobic or endorses homophobic views.

No-one has ever been able to point to clear and proven homophobic actions or sentiments that…

I never understood the group consensus that Chris Pratt represents some specific Evangelical evil. It sounds like his church operates that way at an organizational level, but HE strikes me as a kind of “apolitical centrist” type: complacent with his privilege (which certainly sucks, to be fair), but not actively…

I’m sorry, I can't hear you over this inexplicable pile of tepid SNL recaps. 

“The general onrushing glut of streaming content, meanwhile, appears to have left the show’s second season—which saw Morris’ Keef expand his reach as an “art-ivist”—largely unreviewed as it got lost in the mix.”

No reason to add more dicks to our ballots.