Saoirse is actually See/Sea-rsha, apparently Ronan is the only one who pronounces it Ser-sha, i once saw Irish people describe her as “that chick that doesn’t know how to pronounce her own name.”

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.

Van Hagar are the poor man’s Van Halen.

Pear Jam is the poor man’s apricot jelly.

Chris Pratt, if he wasn’t a huge movie star?

I totally agree with this. I believe every word that Cross says here, it makes perfect sense. It is also totally offensive in the context that it happened, so he still should be apologizing for coming off as a racist, not simply explaining it away and insisting he isn’t racist. The recipient is the one who was…

You really live up to your screen name.

“You look like you have a headache. You should get me an aspirin.”

So at this point, it’s probably simpler and quicker to come up with a list of actresses this fucking lech didn’t try to feel up.

Plus I seem to recall a bunch of publications getting mad at SNL for not making any jokes last week.

Your true self sucks.

Last time I checked, my true self doesn’t involve sexual assault.

My Secret Recipe for the Best Vegetarian Hamburger:

I still can’t accept that this is real. I’m a huge fan and skipped his tour this time around because we had planned a family vacation the week he was in town. I figured I’d see him again the next time.

Meanwhile, Jared Leto goes unpunched.

It should be remembered that James Cameron is an asshole.

It feels more catty and bitchy than anything else. Trump deserves a much more biting satire. Baldwin is incredibly talented and funny and remained so for a long time, but he’s also a known asshole. His pokes at Trump fall a little flat because there’s just too much similarity in Trump and Baldwin’s vanities and egos.

He LITERALLY compared being a conservative in Hollywood to being a Jew in the Third Reich. I don’t think perspective or empathy is his strong point.

Imagine retooling a show and having Kevin James be the part of what you keep.

Or the ability to speak/write with brevity.