I don’t think the Professor Tolkien would be too thrilled about it, either.

Just don’t tell him how much you like Brazzers, because that’s a whole different conversation.

First of all, I really can’t blame him - can you imagine how many times he has been forced to autograph random shit during his professional life? But I do find his follow-up comment about “Let’s chat, let’s exchange stories” pretty amusing; so instead of spending 10 seconds signing a receipt and posing for a selfie,…

Between the over-the-top dialogue and Philip Baker Hall absolutely killing it, it’s probably my favorite scene as well.

SOME PIG

Paragraph 3: “Lennon privately informed his bandmates that he was leaving the Beatles on 20 September [1969], although it was unclear to the other members whether his departure was permanent.”

This is not new information, I’ve read about it for years. Hell, even Wikipedia mentions it in the opening paragraphs of this article:

I’d like to teach the World of Warcraft to sing in perfect harmony.

There it is.

As long as we get a lot more stories about the farting aliens, I’ll be happy.

Because I’m older that movie wasn’t a part of my childhood - but having stated that, I have to agree that it *totally* killed any and all tension of that scene. Not only that, but did they have to sing multiple verses? I think just the first verse would have done the job - it just seemed to go on interminably long.…

I just remember looking at The Magic Finger at the library when I was a kid, and the artwork scared the bejesus out of me. Here’s one example:

Still curious what his 2-film treatment of The Hobbit would have looked like...

On the other hand, the BLEACH INJECTIONS are no longer touring.

Yeah, he really soured the milk there.

Why does he always look like an animatronic version of himself?

The world needs more of this.

What amazes me is that I haven’t hear of any Fox or OANN or Newsmax viewer (or viewer’s widow/widower/orphaned child) suing the network for intentionally hawking goods that are demonstrably unsafe and ineffective. I know it’s not easy to do, but come on.