Wait, I think Enterprise wins the prize for worst finale.

And YOU’RE getting healthcare! And YOU’RE getting healthcare! EVERYONE is getting healthcare!!

Oh, I miss those Peanuts-themed Dolly Madison commercials. *sigh*

(the sound of one Han clapping)

As for Sith being the best SW of the prequels I agree, so long as “best” = “sucks somewhat less”

I guess “The Replacements” was already taken.

“Pick A Con... Any Con” from Season 1 has always been one of my personal favorites, with Harry the Hat helping Coach get back at a grifter who had stolen thousands from him over the course of several months.

Agreed. I actually used to watch the show for a while, and did enjoy some of it - but yes, it definitely became much meaner (or maybe I just noticed it more) as time went on, and I truly began to dislike the lead characters after a while. Eventually it became so distasteful that I just stopped watching it. It was…

Yeah, if they drag it out much longer I’m gonna start getting like Rob Corddry when Crispin Glover kept NOT losing his arm in Hot Tub Time Machine.

And being a Kevin James vehicle, they would have given the episode a classy title like “The Tell-Tale Fart” or something similar.

I thought he looked more like Buddy from The Incredibles after eating a VW Beetle.

Well apparently she'll let you grope her ass for just $1, which is a bargain. And if it evolves into a date, then you'll probably make it into one of her songs too. So win-win.

Yeah, damn HTML codes not working… (grumble)

PrePrequel? Pre2quel? SeqPrequel?

If she can just keep a good poker face on the stand, she'll be fine.

The bear is the symbol for Russia. Coincidence?… yeah probably, but still.

He's writing checks his body can't cash.

I know, but thanks.

"Tears of Hematite" - is that some weird mash-up of "Drops of Jupiter", "Tears in Heaven" and "Kryptonite"?

"Dishwater" is how I usually describe it, even though it's somewhat disrespectful to actual dishwater.