Tampa Bay is going to make the same gesture all season to assure opponents they washed their hands.

Authorities were initially skeptical of witnesses' accounts when the Norman, Oklahoma restaurant was described as 'Gourmet.'

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Funny how they suspend Stephen A Smith for saying something that could be deemed misogynistic, but they invite lil wayne to the studio. I'm a fan, but the dude says the most disrespectful shit about women in his songs. Hypocrisy at its finest.

Just when I thought I couldn't dislike ESPN any more, they go and team up with Lil Wayne.

I'd trust this guy with a vote before Ken Gurnick.

Following his role model again I see...

"Northeast trash heap shitholes that decide to invade our generic city with a decent climate and agreeable economy. Fuck all of you."

Your city has an agreeable economy because those Northeast trash heap shitholes had to send their tax dollars to bail out the evil company that built your city after it shit the bed.

Really the territories told Vince to expand and take all their best talent? The NWA told Vince to sabotage Jim Crockett's first pay per view by scheduling The Survivor Series on the same day and threatning to pull Wrestlemania IV if they ran his Starrcade 87? Vince isn't a horrible booker? I could write a ten page…

Just more proof that ESPN is the NFL's battered little bitch.

"On Friday, ESPN suspended Kellerman, but not because he admitted to hitting his partner. He was suspended because ESPN higher-ups wanted to avoid this kind of discussion on the air, and specifically told on-air talent to tread carefully."

They could do this whole talking to actual Native people, but I suggest they check out this super informative website: http://www.redskinsfacts.com/

Interesting...I thought it was this one TOUGH GUY!!

I don't get Le Batard's point here. Does he seriously think that the city was in any way instrumental in winning those titles? The famously apathetic fan base? Is he trying to appropriate whatever credit Mickey Arison or Pat Riley or the team deserves for those titles?

"No one would be harder in Tim Tebow than me."

I understand mentioning your parents' nationality since it's pertinent to people saying you're from Europe, but what's the point of bringing up your girlfriend's nationality? Actually, what's the purpose of mentioning your girlfriend at all? She has nothing to do with anything. Fuck, that's going to be my new…

Game 5 was higher leverage, but I'm partial to another Pedro gem from that season. 17 strikeouts in Yankee Stadium, one hit (a Chili Davis homer), no walks, one HBP. Eight of the last nine outs were strikeouts, and seven of those were swinging. WPA of .625 (!), as opposed to .377 against Cleveland. Yankee batters…

Curt Schilling: This is nothing! Remember what I did with the bloody sock?!

Fixed it.

TRUE "TITANS" FACT: The film's Jerry "Reverend" Harris is not only NOT an ordained minister, but he is not, in fact, Jerry "Reverend" Harris. He, too, is an actor. Also, that actor is not an ordained minister or cleric of any kind.