Did you first think Prince was gay?

You and me both, sister. Eddie Izzard better stay safe.

One of my younger coworkers made sort of fake-sad comforting sounds at me and I wanted to slap her across the face. I mean, she was trying to be nice but she just doesn’t understand and the fact that she doesn’t understand unreasonably enraged me.

Confession: Prince and Bowie laid the foundation for my very specific attraction to campy, genderbending men. Preferably with eyeliner. 2016 continues its relentless campaign to make this a sadder less colorful world.

I just tried to articulate it and I couldnt do it.

what are you talking about

Then it isn’t just me!

Unfortuantely that’s just not true. Clinton’s career has been marked by strong policies that undermine the poor. Supporting welfare reform? The crime bill? Instigating the coup in Honduras? The hundreds of children and other innocents killed in Libya? Not supporting a $15 federal minimum wage? Not wanting to push…

Let me tell you, as a black woman, her ‘isn’t unfair that there’s a corporate glass ceiling so sad I can’t make partner oh no I’m not getting paid as much as my husband (but at least they’re both employed) #whitefeminism doesn’t go over so well for me. Those are all important issues. (And I am a white collar type…

I absolutely thought this in 2008 as a result of some of his extremely stupid statements.

Oh, good, it formed a committee. Nonaction so breathtakingly academic that I am almost as comforted as I would be if they just fired tenured professors who sexually harass people.

Wendi goes out and gets exactly what the fuck she wants and I. Ain’t. Mad. At. It.

Wendi and Putin are kind of the amazingly terrifying power couple that only exist in spy movies (where they are then quickly routed by Tom Cruise/Chris Pine/Daniel Craig), proving that Russia is once again stranger than fiction.

He slapped her.

Wow. So Dustin Hoffman is a real asshole, huh? You learn something new every day, I tell ya

I’ve heard the same story about Hoffman but it was Laurence Olivier from when they worked on Marathon Man together.

I dunno, but he certainly is famous for going whole hog with the method acting stuff. I remember hearing a story about some famous British actress (can’t remember who it was) who was surprised to see Dustin exhausted after running up and down a bunch of stairs. He said he was trying to get into character for the…

That doesn’t sound method. It sounds like projection.

If he were in character, he wouldn’t have even known the name John Cazale.