Fireball always leads to disasters #YesAllFireball
It's my sister's story. During the height of VH1's The Pickup Artist (which we both watched religiously), some guy came up to her in a bar. He said, 'let me show you this magnetic body trick with your fingers that I like to call KINO'
On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.
Just a visual reminder about who made what decision...
I hope this isn't an overreach, but it reminds me of the Trayvon Martin case. They didn't have to prove that he was actually a threat to George Zimmerman, just that Zimmerman believed he was. If someone believes you might harm them, they're allowed to murder you. If you believe incorrect things about medicine,…
I think we start with some low-level stalking and sexual harassment. After the high-fiving stops and they start complaining about how creepy it is, we kick it up a notch—peeping, leaving vaguely threatening messages on their Facebook page, etc. When we've got them good and scared we start threatening their families,…
They're already trying to do it. I work for a state agency, and a teabagger in our fucking legislature suggested recently that state employees are similar to welfare recipients because we live off the government (never mind that we are WORKING for the government every day) and that the legislature should be able to…
The thing that I find most mind-blowing about this right wing activist judge clusterfuck is that they have point blank said that it doesn't matter that birth control is NOT AN ABORTION PILL, because Hobby Lobby claims to BELIEVE very hard that it is, so we have to act like it is.
Yep, I got on the pill several years before I first had sex because my periods were so long and unregulated I was becoming severely anemic. I'm sure the five dudes on the Supreme Court have a lot of personal experience with month-long periods. NOT.
Does your employer provide health care? Then you're entitled to legal medications to maintain your health. End of motherfucking story.
How long until we're told how we can and can't spend our paychecks? And yes, it is basically the same goddamned thing.
You know why I've been on the pill since high school? To keep my dysmenorrhea in check so I can get out of fucking bed when I'm on the rag.
WE DON'T NEED NO BLUESABI LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN
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It's the cheesecake version of this:
I dated a guy for six months or so, almost 7 years ago. He started out awesome but turned out to be a ridiculous asshole — for example, toward the end of our time together, after we had sex one night he "jokingly" compared me to Jabba the Hutt when I had a hard time contorting my body into a weird position he wanted…
Oh man. This is going to be a long one, so stick with me!
Yes, we make love every night on a big pile of $$$$$ in our Crystal Chandelier Cushiony Velvet Castle Cave.