Oooooh drama at weddings are NEVER about the wedding. It’s always about some beef someone has that they do not have the balls to deal with out in the open, so it becomes about the venue or the invites or the registry or the bride’s hairstyle. I watched this happen with my sister’s wedding (my parent’s don’t love her…

I urged my bestie to break up with her boyfriend once because he was being controlling and douchey and not meeting her halfway (literally - they were long distance and he refused to visit her bc he didn’t like the city we lived in, so she spent a lot of time visiting him and not building relationships where we lived)…

Yes, you have been misinformed. My gynecologist informed me that while IUD brands like Mirena are targeted towards women who have had children, there is no medical reason for women who have not had children to use IUDs. They're more reliable than the pill as well. My mom was worried about the same thing when I told…

Mmmmhmmm. I also love that the Confederacy kept hoping Britain (which abolished slavery in 1833...so...) would jump in to help them to keep getting cotton, and Britain was like, “Nah” and moved on to buying cotton from Egypt and the East Indies. Ha.

“Here ARE the 9 Instruments...” Sorry, I know, I know, but I keep seeing this error everywhere and I don’t understand it.

Definitely started around age 11 and has only gotten worse over the years. I had a bit of a falling out with my dad last summer when I told him a family friend had said some gross, inappropriate things to me while staring at my chest, and he asked what I expected when I was showing cleavage. That was the first time I…

Twice! I was lucky once.

Ahhh, the beauty of contextual advertising. Someone will be getting an angry phone call soon.

Same. Ended up breaking up with an ex because he was such an asshole to me after finding out I'd had far more partners than him (not hard to do, I was his 2nd). I recognized it was coming from a place of insecurity for him but I refused to be apologetic or ashamed of it. He didn't understand that having multiple…

Well that won't go over well down one-way streets.

Oooooh the manager of our office was an older man in his late 40s, early 50s, shorter than me, receding hairline…..but holy shit. I sat next to him at a work happy hour and had to restrain myself from attacking him with my mouth. Just….primal.

That also crossed my mind haha

*Ahem* "Missus"

This is also a show that featured the rape of an incapacitated, aka drunk, male character (James Franco) by Danny's ex-wife, not to mention Mindy sneaking a kiss from him while he was drunk, that resulted in Franco's character being cast as the scumbag in the situation and ultimately being forced to leave the…

PUH-REEEEEEACH

This isn't a radio silence story, but I laugh my ass off every time my sister tells it.

Holy shit snacks

Been holding in my rage all day while I try to move all my stuff across state lines by myself in one car. Moving is an effective tactic at taking out your rage by channeling it into carrying boxes down 5 flights and packing your sedan like a BOSS.

High-five her for me, because clearly she is awesome!