Seriously. I speak Labian, which is an outer-precint dialect, but there is also Clitoran, Cervixes, etc. Unfortunately, the subtleties of Vaginese have eluded straight white men for centuries.

I'm guessing it was because he relaxed his hair. That's all I got.

Well. Let's see. In my time working, I have had 3 bosses and 4 managers, only 1 of whom was female.

To be fair....Sarah Connor wasn't jacked until T2. In the original Terminator, she's just a nice waitress with regular ol' arms not designed for killer-robot-destruction. She doesn't become badass gun-totin' Sarah Connor until after the first movie.

Ugh, I have been reading up on this, and the comments sections are so awful for these articles. They all say she should start wearing makeup and get plastic surgery to look more feminine since it's so common in Korea. EXCUSE ME? She doesn't have to do shit except be good at her profession, and she is. People are the…

It also seems to be the one show that doesn't focus on Schaal's whole having-a-vagina thing.

Holy shit, I barely recognized Nia Long without the pixie cut! She is gorge.

If you didn't want your car to be stolen, you shouldn't have gotten a car.

Mmmm no I was making a joke.

FFS! These two have ruined all men for me because no real-life man will ever measure up. GAAAAHHHHH.

So true! The sad thing is, Fred Armisen and Nasim Pedrad are "flexible" in the races/ethnicities that they can portray because they are light-skinned and can "pass", which is a problem for POC as it is (granted, I am speaking as a white woman, so if I am totally wrong about this, someone please correct me). Maya…

Ready for your next sketch Kerry? You're a ghetto-fabulous assistant with BLONDE hair and leopard print! HA! We thought about giving you a Kardashian-sized butt, but we didn't want to confuse people as to who your character is!

Looks like it's time to kick the Asians and Latinos out of the country! 0% representation on SNL means we have some serious work to do to get the math right.

Yup. Those were the only two highlights of the night. The rest of it was just cringe-worthy. Kerry Washington is so smart, it kills me that she's relegated to playing the "Ghetto" stereotype, the black power stereotype, the African pageant contestant stereotype, etc. etc. The problem with the representation of…

Well, we'll never know if they don't do it at all. Better to make those mistakes and have it lead to some growth in comedy rather than pushing the same old stereoptye shit day in and day out. That beauty pageant sketch this past weekend was so tired. I think SNL could benefit from diverse cast members being able to…

Use your bear arms!

I hope this gets people to look at his track record in college and high school - see how far back this goes. Chances are, this isn't a recent development and he's been plagiarizing for years, which is one of the most serious breaches of academic honesty you can commit. My high school kicked people out, no exceptions,…

I literally got hot and bothered watching this. My skin felt like it was on fire and I got itchy. Zomg, Thiddleston WHY DO YOU RUIN ALL MEN FOR ME?

I have one caught in a glue trap as we speak. I'm leaving it for a bit as a warning to the others.

Takes the phrase "Oh God" to a whoooole new level