AHAHAHA TWINSIES! Otter power 4 lyfe
I've been having Desk Rage all week. Never ceases to amaze me how dense some people are. That and I am super stressed out with an account where absolutely nothing is going right. I am at my wits' end and very much in need of a hug, some booze, and probably candy. Le sigh.
The comment about pineapple chunks had me crying from laughter though...
Calls his family, I love you. Calls his wife, I love, ima miss you. Calls his girlfriend...
The early ones have them CLEARLY shitfaced. Check out the Ben Franklin, Nicola Tesla, and Onie Judge videos. Gold. Pure gold.
I mean, beyond having the downs system explained, there ain't much to learning it. Baffling.
I guess all those football games I've been going to since I was 6 just went over my head because I also, somehow, like fashion and home goods! Whoops!
Pretty sure I broke my hymen in kindergarten when I somehow managed to sit down too quickly and hit the exact corner of my chair seat. I remember exactly how the pain felt (um, HORRIBLE) AND we had a guest teaching our class that day who must have thought I was crazy as I went red as a tomato and held my breath while…
Was coming here to say the same thing. She did it with RED too, of all people. I mean seriously.
I've wondered this for a looooong time. My ex was well and happy when we first hooked up, which started off casually and turned into a full-blown relationship. A few months later he had a meltdown saying he couldn't understand how people have casual sex and that he was having dreams about me hooking up with tons of…
And have Jon declare "John, you ignorant slut"!
I think it's the tux. Just brings a sense of festivity to life without worrying about crotch-shots!
It's them cheekbones.
Get ready for lots of resting-fat-chin face, boys.
Somehow I don't think this guy is benefitting from the supposedly "lowered standards" of women.
I THOUGHT THE SAAAAAAAME