If Tyrion's really a Targaryen, they better get on with dropping some hints other than the fact that the dragons didn't kill him when he fed them. I understand the books have some clues, but the show hasn't really leaned into that theory. There's only 9 episodes left and they still haven't made it known to Jon Snow…

"While I recognize that these days Stern has matured somewhat—and developed into one of the most effective interviewers of our time—I still don’t listen to his show…"

Imagine my surprise halfway through "She's All That" when she went from being a super hot girl with glasses to a super hot girl WITHOUT glasses. It was like the ending of Sixth Sense x 10!!! Boy was my face red!

There is a Show and It Never Goes On.

I knew they were suddenly going to make Keane a villain when Dar said "There's something off about her." Putting that telegraphed play aside, the first half was Homeland doing everything Homeland does right. This deserves a better score.

It's like my daddy always said to me: "YOU CANT TRUST A MAN WHAT'S MADE OF GAS!!"

Walker told me I have AIDS.

It's merely "locker room talk." Quick - lets elect him to something!

"He gazed up at the extraordinarily tiny hands. The whole election cycle it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the orange skin and ridiculous toupee. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of…

But following that rationale of today being a day that is better than other days, does his mom sometimes forget their religion forbids hog and accidentally cooks it?

I was always confused with that "Mama cooked a breakfast with no hog" lyric. Follow me here:

"Alucard?" Waitaminute…..that's "Dracula" spelled backwards!! Do you think that was intentional? It is an old Romanian tradition to name your son the backwards spelling of your first name…

"2 Chainz (who is extremely overrated btw) actually asked ME if he could perform at my inauguration. I only like rappers who have several chainz. Plus, everybody knows I have all the best chainz. Sad!"

Why wouldn't Drunk History get "Champion - The Drinker" to teach us about history? Seems like a no-brainer.

We have the technology. The time is now. Science can wait no longer. Children are our future. America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!!!

This trailer makes it clear that Pope has a heartbreaking decision to make whether his best friend lives or dies, but fails to mention that his best friend is a talking pie.

If Trump were actually Kang in disguise, that would go a long way in explaining those tiny little hands of his. They're like golf club covers but for tentacles.

Everyone be cool. We can't let the producers know we like her cause then they'll kill her. We also can't let them know we hate her cause then they'll kill her. Our indifference will make them kill her as well.

Yes, but the US version is against God's will! It was created by record execs to appeal directly to an American audience because they deemed the original UK version "too raw" for our sensitive American ears. A combination of most of the UK version plus a few of their best singles ("I Fought the Law," "Whiteman,"…

The self-titled UK release is the only self-titled Clash album I'll acknowledge. The US version is good and throws in some extra songs, but it's not the version The Clash intended. Everybody should only do things the way The Clash intended.