This is November fucking 12th. Get your shit together. Just because you have Bell's Palsy doesn't mean you can dress up whenever the fuck you want. DONT MAKE THAT FACE AT ME.

Man, I caught this game on CCTV 5, but it sort of got out of hand, so I changed it to CCTV 1 and caught a pretty informative news piece about these protesting villagers in Xinjiang A.R. and how they were American sleeper agents conspiring against to drive a wedge between the people and their party.

Here's a satellite image showing where the stadium will go:

Beware Braves fans. God forbid any of you get arrested while at the new park, you'll have to deal with the baddest prison guard in Cobb County...

He spends a lot of time thinking about men's stuff.

The mascot at the high school I teach at is a completely hairless woman; we're called the Brazilians.

But you can infer "dumbfuck" without any words at all.

You can't spell

You can't spell Stanford Cardinal without "stand for anal"

George Brett: "This guy AGAIN? You have to be shitting me."

How can the first of anything not be novel?

Don't believe everything Lou Reed.

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

Was this written while you were perched atop the tip of his penis? Wipe your mouth off and reexamine your idol.

I know what you mean. Remember that nut that tried to name his kid Dweezil or Moon Unit Zappa?

You ain't lying.

I would post the gifs of soccer players flopping but I don't have all day.

Im not surprised because after all this is wide receiver ego awareness week.

Unfortunately, the band was not Nickelback.

Lucas Oil Stadium (Colts) has been open every game this year except one when it was raining.