True - I forgot it was basketball and not dog-fighting.

This is a natural effect of beating the Cocks

Its unclear what name Greg Oden will wear, but odds are he'll stick with Armani.

"Hey—I Thought of it first!"

Glad to see Izzy got a new gig.

Does this cardinal have an eating disorder?

This should give Bonds ample opportunity to get used to the idea that nobody is going to show up to either of his funerals.

Let's just hope no low life creep ever exploits 9/11 for political gain.

You forgot about the King of Beers, Walgreen's Big Flats. For 3 bucks a six pack its pretty decent.

I bought this at Walgreens the other day. It was terrible. I put the rubber duckie that looks like George Washington on top for added American-ness.

if anyone ever sees me drinking a bud light lime, I am signaling you that I am about to be kidnapped.

Luckily, this guy was wearing scuba gear and escaped unharmed.

I'd make the argument that they are not nearly as overpaid as any of the employees ignoring me at the DMV.