Austin scored a 4 on the Wonderlic.

You're long winded as fuck.

Hah! A Jimmy Clausen sighting.

He would have died of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

Tate isn't even stupid. 29 on the Wonderlic. He's just a dick I guess.

I asked her if she was impressed with the choreography. Her response, "My high school could have done that. They obviously can't play and dance at the same time."

People from the Ohio are pretty talented.

Showed this and Michael Jackson maneuvers to my co-worker. She was in Grambling State's band.
Her response, "White bands" (with an eye roll). I assume she wasn't impressed.

Not sure, but it looks like the soccer line is a little closer to the track on that side of the field. Football line seems to be the same as the soccer line on the far side, but I notice the bench comes running form behind that 2nd line to celebrate on the near side once the game was over.

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You lost that fight. Time to move on.

An enormous pigeon trap....a benefit I hadn't even thought of.

You had me at Lesbian Porn.

He prolly won't break his collar bone.

Figured they were all in Mexico.

I hate that yelpy little fucking desert.

Just Googled it. Apparently a Desert Gator is some kind of a dune buggey.

That's a shame. I was hoping to see a croc on top of a cactus or a rattlesnake with an alligators head.

I read this as: "And maybe someday, people will quit sticking a microphone in front of his asshole."

Appropriate either way I suppose.