I’m sad only businesses can be gyms. ;_;

I don’t even have to leave my apartment to get badass Pokemon. I had a Growlithe just show up in my closet a few minutes ago.

Similar to my reaction when jigglypuff showed up.

Here, I got only Pidgeys, Rattatas and Zubats =/

I am starting to feel sorry for your wife.

I’m drowning in Pidgey in my area. Except my work, which is apparently land of the Drowsee. 2 more and I can evolve one!

Well, at least it’s not all Zubats in the whole 10 block radius like it is around here -.- Seriously, am I living in a cave or something?!?

Was doing this last night. Very effective. Also if you throw a ball and miss, tap on it before it disappears & you can retrieve it. Comes in handy when there are no Pokestops around.

i get it, it takes a lot of work to get the necessary materials for progress, but if i run into any more zubat i will fucking kill a stranger

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

Welcome to poke-ravenclaw. At least you're not hufflepuff.

Fuck you. Mr Mime is awesome.

“until CM Punk fights”

I’d rather see the full uniform than that stupid crying face meme.

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs, everyone of our generation. I wouldn’t do it in front of my mum, for example. Girls love it; boys -‘Oh, I can’t believe you did that’. It also takes the night to a new level. I actually haven’t done it for a while. But I will do it…

As much as I dislike the guy, WTF didn’t this woman go to the cops about this 20 years ago?

Once again, I feel sorry for that other Chris Evans.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?