Joke post is joke.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

I completely lost my shit when r.o.b came out with his furious piston arms lol.

"Oh, and Kurt Busch totally cupped Danica's face after she had words with Hamlin to calm her down. (Too soon?)"

Created an account just to write this.

Let's unpack this. You said you had "interesting interactions" with Kobe and Shaq in the late '90's. You then wrote a long post that actually gave almost no interesting information; Kobe is standoffish and Shaq is gregarious. Knock me over with a fucking feather. The reason I "seized" on the two-faced comment is…

Also this "I surround myself with people who are actually really smart. My best friend in the world right now is probably one of the smartest fucking people I know." Ya maaaan, he like totally nailed our geometry quiz last friday. Fucking loser.

Yo. Did you miss all the other comments about how step counters actually help people make sure they get up and move occasionally? Walking is good for you, and sometimes people need a reminder to go out and do it more.

No, that's not a good way of handling it. That just spreads more pus around. And no doubt her inlaws are now concerned about who's joining their family.

If you're a grownup (and if you're getting married, you should be one of these) and you don't want to invite people to your function, don't. That's it. Full stop. If…

Ah, good point.

Point: I like it.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

HOT TAEK ME TO CHURCH

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

Though it might be odd from a continuity standpoint, Simmons absolutely owned that role and I'd love to see more.

I am, if it means we'll also get some J. Jonah Jameson.

Well, that sucks. Spider-man never worked as an Avenger for me. His whole thing is being an outsider that nobody takes seriously. The moment you give him resources he stops making sense. Plus Garfield was great on the role, despite studio decisions making those movies less than they could have been. And while I'm not…

Kinda concerned how it'll work, AND now especially with the knowledge that Ragnarok, Captain Marvel, Inhumans, and Black Panther all have their release date changed while Infinity War won't. Inhumans is now coming after Part 2, does that mean Inhumans are no longer part of the Infinity War? Did they change the story…

I agree with you i hate that they are pushing both it and black panther back but I guess concessions had to be made to get this in. its Flerkin stupid

One of them's Steve Elkington, but I've never seen the other two.