I have no idea what this means, but I starred it anyway.

It’s as dangerous as lettuce and other veggies that might be contaminated. Lots of things can make you sick.

But we don’t eat pre-baked apple pies, pre-angel food cake, raw doughnut or muffin batters

I’ve eaten (possibly literal) tons of raw cookie dough and I have a hard time believing the argument that it’s dangerous. I am perfectly healthy after four decades of this behavior. I mean...other than being about 50lbs overweight. And getting out of breath from breathing. And having a resting heart rate similar to…

If your kid is so immunocompromised that licking the beaters is off limits, perhaps you should go ahead and invest in that bubble now.

mostly its people who are lgb, and also religious, which makes zero fuck sense.

“We turned over so much power to religious groups”