Mandatory chin strap

To purchase one you need to already own a pair of these:

"...who somehow blindly stumble into 50K..."

This guy is ordering one right now, bro.

GM, Ford and Chrysler should be ashamed...and those whores at NASCAR should remember what NASCAR stands for.

I'm sorry, but this is a fucking joke. I say GM sponsors Fuji Speedway or Tsukuba now.

Because that joke is played out.

I posted this before i preffer the 3.0 cs AKA batmobile in the dtm series

You gotta have the right wheels on it.

Chevrolet SSR

Audi much?

Do I see a little S60 in there?

Hell yeah.

I wonder how many of us, myself included, would stop whining about vehicles we can't get here if Jalopnik alone stopped showing us what we could have if we lived elsewhere. I'm usually too lazy to check out other car sites, unless it's cross posted here, so I can't be the only one who would probably have nothing to…

Daddy's little girl has... Gone Rogue.

You got the wrong Hummer. The H2 is an affront to humanity. The H1 at least had good off-road capabilities. Give me the original HMMWV any day, though. That or a bobbed deuce and a half.

The more I watch other motorsports, especially F1, the more respect I get for NASCAR.

/obligatory

It's been a while since the WRX has looked exciting.

Have you ever ridden in or driven one? Sometimes it's not about the speed. The Prowler is definitely one of those times...

As much hate as the Prowler gets from Jalops, on the road and when you stop somewhere, people always want to check it out.