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WHO SAID THAT? WAS THAT YOU STRING BEAN? NOW YOU FUCKED UP

Milwaukee’s in Wisconsin.

“But, whatever it is, his girlfriend, sister...”

I can easily take my dick out at any point during the workday, yet I somehow manage to avoid doing so unless I’m using the restroom - where such a thing is allowed.

There’s a (possibly apocryphal) story about Merle meeting Cash for the first time and mentioning he was at the famous San Quentin concert, and Cash saying “I’d forgotten you’d played in my band,” at which point Merle corrected him by stating he was in the audience.

I’ll believe he’s the next Tulowitzki when he stubs his toe and misses 45 games to recover from it.

EXT. BOSTON COMMON - DAY

Well done sir. I salute you.

C’mon, man, that’s effed up. You should take it back (and to the left).

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

How many other people saw Robocop at an inappropriately young age? I think I was 10 when I saw it and in the theater no less. A lot of my friends saw it too. It probably didn’t help that the movie was somewhat marketed to kids with all the toys and cartoons

You get +1 Jim Kelly.

Given that it’s the Skins, I anticipate they’ll let Cousins walk and sign Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal.

Mr. Burneko, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may

>the internet’s slightly-smarter-than-average suburban teens

Ok, now I need the Panthers to win so they can go an undefeated 16-2* and make this guys tattoo obsoletish.

At least Ursula had a quick release and huge pocket presence.

Thanks for the input, Molière.

Tough way to find out you’ll be the granddaddy of no one.

“This might be my last rodeo”