Did you make your wife get a tattoo above her vagina reminding you to “Do It The Right Way”? That front-running is worse than the Cowboys/Lakers/Yankees bullshit.

Correction: White Sox. Maybe it’s a correlation between my fandom and Sox related teams. Also, is anyone else bothered by that annoying abbreviation?

If it helps, I moved to Colorado from Houston after the Astros got their asses handed to them by the Red Sox. I think it’s me. Now I’m thinking I may move permanently to St. Louis or New York, for the lulz.

The Rockies have also been to the World Series, so take that, what I’m assuming is Expos/Nationals and/or Mariners fan. But yeah, they’re terrible. The park is fantastic on a summer day, though.

Zip driiiiiiive...

A foot fetishist, a werewolf, and an asshole walk into a mall...

You look lost. You new here? Here’s how this goes:

Tim Tebow: Winning in spite of my shortcomings (or How Defense Wins Football Games When I Go 2-11 for 12 yards and 2 INTs).

That would’ve been appropriate.

Tony Dungy - c’mon man.

The Out Route - the one journey I could never complete

+1 severed cervical spine

I was all ready to throw a rebuttal to your flaming hot take, and then I got to the last sentence, and I felt sore ashamed. Good on you. Have a star.

Tim Tebow: Reading the Defense (all pages blank)
Tim Tebow: Don’t Let the Throws at Your Feet or Over Your Head Keep You from Catching Your Goals
Tim Tebow: My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter...wait, no, he’s a Stanford-educated Horse Man
Tim Tebow’s Tim’s Tebow

...always close with a Simpson’s reference

Holy shit, a Kluwe sighting! How about:

You don’t win friends with salad.

But...but YOURS started with “actually”!

I don’t remember any of those people. Are you sure you’re not talking about the 1996 elections? 2006? Seems like I would remember that three other candidates were in the race for seeeeeeeveral seconds.

Like pegging? Seems painful. But hey, it’s a free country!

Exactly - that was LITERALLY part of Donald Trump’s platform for awhile...

Personally? I always she was more of “hired goons” sort of guy.

Ross Perot supporters on line 1 for you...please hold...Ralph Nader supporters on line 2 for you...shall I ask them to continue to hold, or just hang up?