I haven’t read all the replies, so apologies if someone already covered this: I think dude is talking about cracking ONE open - not the whole six pack, thus eliminating the “you’re going to be shitcanned soon after exiting the car wash”.

KONY 2016

Can one feel bad about good Kinja, or good about bad Kinja? It’s like Schrödinger’s comment.

And the NEXT next day, several petitions to eliminate vapors from visiting Century Link Field.

Petition to rename Seattle to the New New England Patriots - we were unaware of football until our football team was good, and now we are die-hard, life-long fans, and perennial underdogs, even when we go 14-2 and are favored to win the Super Bowl by 90 points.

That is correct. This is the NFL and you can refuse to sign someone for ANY reason you feel like. Collusion only happens if all 32 teams agree to it.

That’s not what he said. Based on that picture, I’m thinking it went, “say, Bill...you’re not using those vertebrae, are you?”, or possibly, “where’d you get your robotic replacements from?”

Why not do what Uber does and introduce “splurge” pricing? You want that pizza delivered? Yeah, it’s now $20...you still want it? Now it’s $40. MAKE OUR DELIVERY DRIVER WANT TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE.

Also, if you can’t get through 24-48 hours with what you have in your house until the storm wears off and the plows come…

You forgot Toros. We just kept the logo from that idea.

Not if it was a Boston fan - they misremember shit like that all the time.

AT LEAST THERE ARE TEXANS IN TEXAS, you seal-humping, lutefisk-eating, Prince-loving, hot dish-snarfing, Sorel/Northface wearing asshole!

#notalltwitterusers

The Founding Fathers would support my right to own a gun with the ability to shoot 19 rounds from it while defending my right to free speech to call your argument bullshit, heathen.

Also, Ms. Cleo tell me dat me dead granmama wants you to diversify ya portfolio because de market has some bad juju...

As much as I appreciate the on-going “explain it to my like I’m 5" discussion of #[insert]livesmatter, can we talk about the REAL problem in this article? Why are we not addressing Dr. King’s dandruff issue?

#blackfolliclesmatter
#allfolliclesmatter
#promotedbyheadandshoulders
#promotedarticlesmatter
#allarticlesmatter
#noju…

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Fig Newtown Massacre led Purple vs. Carts On Planers led Bishop Sankey & the Revolutionary War led by Thomas Brady Bill vs. OJ’s Bronco led by Owl Collinsworth #grblflrblnrbl

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Sourdough with mayo vs. pumpernickel with mustard & the capicola and salami vs. ham with turkey #sandwich