Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

That’s why I keep the MassShootingTracker widget on my phone:

Not to mince words: Wayne LaPierre is the Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the American right-wing, running an organized group trading in religious and political rhetoric to create terror and death in order to move a political agenda. He is this country’s most dangerous terrorist leader, and he holds almost unprecedented sway…

This is an actual excerpt from that story:

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

Hell, I certainly would. Bringing in a guy who’s had a ton of success in the league and led his team to a SB appearance? For a team that’s kind of gone all in this year? Sign me up.

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

*TD Garden — it hasn’t been TD Banknorth Garden since 2009.

Slurve

As an accidental Mercy main (ie: always in matches where no one wants to heal) I approve of this change. Mostly because I’m rarely around when EVERYONE dies, but always around when there’s 1 or 2. Also, it might be nice to shoot things for once.

[edit] nvm solved my problem, thanks!

This always comes to mind in those occasions: