Alternate idea for a punishment: have him be the home plate umpire for all Rangers games and see what happens.

There’s a Destructoid article here about the Nintendo Power contest to have a walk-on role in the Carrey-starred sequel that fell through. Having liked The Mask and Nintendo as a kid, I’m sure I tried entering that contest.

Because it wasn’t a statement Trump made in front of people, his staff had an opportunity to make sure it sounded as good (if bullshit) as possible. I’m sure the actual dictation was something like “My son is the GREATEST American in history since I was born! If Chelsea Clinton had said something like this, the…

I think you underestimate just how much ego and how little smarts this administration has.

In fairness, during the Super Mario New 3Ds madness this past Black Friday I saw a lot of people on Reddit talking about a multitude of problems they were having with Walmart and their orders.

See, I knew it was all for nothing! Now we can all go back to whatever it was we were doing before this whole thing came up.

They were clearly worried that if they say the wrong thing, a sizable chunk of their fanbase could be gone in a flash.

Give them credit: at least the Lightning PR people didn’t completely bolt from the question.

It’s a shame he didn’t have the heart to tell us himself.

That wasn’t Abad pitch at all.

My wife and I watched the first episode again last night, and seeing the first item on this list (the White Walkers ignoring Sam) reminds me of the first Night’s Watchman who Ned Stark beheaded. He got away from the White Walkers unscathed too.

He must have heard that chicks dig the long ball

The Civic Arena was not demolished in 1999, it was renamed to the Mellon Arena. It was demolished in 2012.

I love this image because it almost got me thinking his name is “Dennis Ramadan.”

1984: do we really even have to go over this

Well, yes, but Scar was the indirectly guilty party.

“The top three teams in the hexagonal qualify automatically, while the fourth-place squad has to compete in a playoff with the fifth-place team from the Asian Football Confederation.”

That goal by Kansaye helped prevent the (Grey) Goose Egg.

Here’s the thing: Trump (like anyone) can say whatever he wants to under oath. It’s ultimately up to the investigators to find the truth of the matter and, if they can’t, Trump’s testimony, bullshit or no, will sound like truth to his supporters. He would need to be backed into a corner with something irrefutable or…

Hype train?