This might actually be a good idea for when Trump wants to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike on someone. Nuclear football, case opened, drawing of button inside.

I don’t think the saying is “Go small or go home,” but that might have been Phil Jackson’s interpretation.

I’m wondering why Game Freak hasn’t gone and made Missingno. an actual Pokémon by now, or at least make it canon.

Hahaha, yes, that does tickle the H*R fancy doesn’t it?

At least Paris Jackson has a black parent. Are you taking notes, Rachel Dolezal?

I’m sure someone else has asked this, but it’s not Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi? They dropped the episode part from the official title?

Looks like my wife and I picked a good time to have a son (in June) named Sagan.

I think (almost) everyone is capable of shame. It’s the people doing the shaming who aren’t doing their jobs right.

What we can do is identify those people, and when the time comes that their ignorance leads to something bad happening, we shame them straight into the ground (literally or figuratively, your choice) and if they ever decide to show their faces again we shame them into the ground in the other manner.

Don’t worry, those knees probably won’t last him more than a handful of NBA seasons anyway.

At least someone can laugh about this disaster of an impending administration!

Looks like the refs were all in on the Reim-job.

74% of U.S. consumers acknowledged that producing or sharing pirated video content is illegal while 69% agreed that streaming or downloading pirated content is illegal.

I don’t follow the NFL on Twitter, but the other day I saw a promoted tweet about their independent concussion spotters.

I think Nintendo is trying to milk us for all we’re worth.

Somehow this was a huge song on MTV but only made it to #21 on the Billboard Top 100.

I read this article and immediately thought of Grey Gardens. Am I far off? Because my wife loves Grey Gardens (like, too much) and I think we need a new one.

It was standing its ground ocean.

Thimbles forever!

I don’t know if anyone has said it yet, but we can now retire the “pot calling the kettle black” idiom forever.